"Lotus position, right? Your mom said you've been sitting like this for most of the day. What's up?"
Still no answer.
"Are you attempting enlightenment?"
Still no response.
"You can't just start an attempt at enlightenment without preparation, you know. You have to start the fast right so you don't end up having to break meditation to go to the toilet."
"That did not sound like a a mantra."
"It wasn't.Who dares do any kind of yoga without a lawyer and a coach these days?"
"In the news today, three more lawsuits over people practicing patented yoga positions."
And now Max doesn't know what to say.
"So, what do say to that?"
"Is that why you aren't doing a proper lotus?"
Josh wrote a song, but fears to publish it because of copyrights. Also fears to do correct yoga because of patents.
Don't remember where it went.